Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • Godspeed
  • Do you need a hug?
  • Take my sword
  • The dragon walks alone
  • That’s not the code word
  • I wish I could do that. I haven’t been able to…since the accident